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Sidework Suicide

from Nonessential by The Falcons of Fine Dining

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So much fun work to do after work.

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The openers didn’t lift a finger.
All they do is talk.
Ive been phased for an hour now.
I want off the fucking clock.
Salt and peppers are all half empty.
But to me they look half full.
If they give me just one more task.
I think I’ll sacrifice my soul.

Sidework Suicide.

Now the reach-in racks are dirty.
And my feet are starting to drag.
I don’t want to hoakie the floors.
Or take out this linen bag.
The manager has left the building.
What are these chores about.
Now they’re asking me to run some food.
But I’d rather blow my fucking brains out.

Sidework Suicide.

And I polish this, and I polish that.
And I take out this, and I take care of that.
And I’m looking at you. And you’re looking at me.
Only death can set me free.

Now we are all out of napkins.
And they’re not gunna fold themselves.
Clean a window. Climb a latter.
Get the dust of that high shelf.
Am I a server or a janitor.
What do I look to be?
I didn’t sign up for this shit.
And only death will set me free.


Sidework Suicide.

And I polish this, and I polish that.
And I take out this, and I take care of that.
And I’m looking at you. And you’re looking at me.
Only death can set me free.

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from Nonessential, released May 10, 2020

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The Falcons of Fine Dining Seattle, Washington

There are 15 million people employed in the restaurant industry in the US. For years they have provided service but have gone unserved by the music industry. Well, America…YOU JUST GOT SERVED! The world’s first restaurant-themed rock band The Falcons of Fine Dining are putting an end to this injustice by producing sonic hits for everyone who has ever worked at, eaten at, or seen a restaurant. ... more

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